When Romney casts his vote, and Obama
dithers on his four-year trauma,
Why am I listening to Adele?
Am I some tree you wish to fell?
We've been too long;
I can't have some Romantic love song.
It hurts too much for this to besmirch
My memories.
I can't be arsed. You've had my heart,
Now relinquish my Nectar Card
'cos I’ve got points to spend
If our relationship's at its end?
So set me free, like a Butterfree,
So this pain can cease to hurt
me.
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dithers on his four-year trauma,
Why am I listening to Adele?
Am I some tree you wish to fell?
We've been too long;
I can't have some Romantic love song.
It hurts too much for this to besmirch
My memories.
I can't be arsed. You've had my heart,
Now relinquish my Nectar Card
'cos I’ve got points to spend
If our relationship's at its end?
So set me free, like a Butterfree,
So this pain can cease to hurt
me.
I own nothing but the sequence of words in this poem. Any reference to Pokémon or Sainsbury's is purely reverential. If offence is caused to either organisation is caused, please contact the publisher who will address all concerns.
The WINNER of this 'week's' prize will win a 'week-long trip to Barbados'!!! All expenses paid, all food, accommodation, travel expenses, cosmetic surgery, and anything else you would like! PLEASE contact this publisher!
There is no prize for this week. Anything read above is a lie. Please disregard. The publisher, and author, are not held to the above assertion. We are not affiliated with Sainsbury's, Barbados, Pokémon, or anyone else that this post may suggest we are. No-one associated with this post are bound to anything within it, ever.
